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Pa Rocket was an angry old man. " I only got so many years left, damnit!" he was fond of saying, while waiting on line for a bus, or elevator, or his urologist's office.
Tired of wasting his time waiting, Pa Rocket, true to his name, built a rocket. Now he doesn't wait for anything. Except that damn urologist.

1978: Sitting in her high school biology class, stoned, Bunny had an epiphany. She would cross breed rabbits with dachshunds and make the perfect pet.

1982: Still stoned, sitting in her parents back yard with five dachshunds and 414 rabbits it finally sinks in that this cross breading won't work. Bunny gets rid of her rabbits and tries to breed dachshunds to look like rabbits.

1987: Same back yard. Bunny sells the dachshunds and buys some rabbits.

1987: Success! Breeding the rabbits to be longer is working.

1997: Bunny, almost making a living as a boutique breeder, hits the big time when her Dachshund-Kaninchen Breed becomes all the rage Germany.

2010: On the German version of Top Chef, Stephan Schmieren wins by making one of Bunny's rabbits into schnitzel with a side of spaetzle. Yum!

Marilu RIgales has spent her whole life running away from love. She has sworn that it will never catch her even if it's the only thing that can lift the heavy shroud of loneliness that surrounds her heart. AND she makes a great bundt cake.

Thurston is a retired health inspector. He lives a comfortable but lonely life. One of his great pleasures is walking his neighbor's dog, Ollie, every morning at 5am. Thurston's neighbors don't know he wanders into their house every morning to borrow their dog for a walk.

This isn't good. CAD - Character A Day seems to be turning into CEOD - Character Every Other Day. No nonononono. That's no good. I'll have to start a new blog to do that and I can't get anyone to read this one. SO, here's todays character




Tomorrow there will be a new character. TO - MORROW. A new character. End of story. Unless I'm busy. Got a lot going on tomorrow. No. No, a character tomorrow, will appear, right here on this blog. If I can get around to it.

Trida May Jick lives in a lamp. She doesn't own the whole lamp. It's a condo. Her place is a duplex with a view of the lamps handle. Her condo/lamp is on top of a bookshelf, in a bedroom, in a penthouse in Astoria. Trida was just elected treasurer of her condo board. Congratulations Trida May!

Little is known about the Icelandic government's secret robotics program but rumors about a fleet of metal men powered by witchcraft abound. They abound I say! Here's a sketch of Galdur Fifteen who is believed to be the latest in the series of these magic robots.